Yo. I'm Christina. 21 years of age. Im weird, Im crazy. Life of a Gemini. Its all about Avenged Sevenfold, and cute romantic stuff. Skulls and y'know, good ole porn.

 

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

(Source: lacedbelles)

sweet-bitsy:


awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.

unknown (via timbllr)

(Source: moonjongupsays)

thesoldierfromthemountains:


earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD